Quarter-Life Truths

Truths for Mature Humans

(taken from a pin on Pinterest.com)

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing stinks more than the moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

4. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

5. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

6. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection.... again.

7. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

8. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this -- ever.

9. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello?), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

10. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

11. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than with Kay.

12. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

13. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what was going on when I first saw it.

14. I would rather try to carry 10 over-loaded plastic bags in each hand than to take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

15. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text.

16. How many times is it appropriate to saw "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

17. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

18. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

19. There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

20. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

21. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey -- but I'd bet anything that everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!